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Things I didn't say at work yesterday
Jun. 28th, 2007 09:39 am1) Lady, the laws of physics will prevent you from wearing that tube top, even if the laws of good taste don't.
2) Who raised you? No, really, WHO RAISED YOU?!
3) Oh please, random young hot guy, with your slightly scuzzy bad-boy vibe, could you just stand there a while longer and let me look at you? Pretty please? With beer and cigarettes on top?
4) Do you really think it shows proper planning to shop for a suit for a 9 a.m. interview at 8:50 p.m. the NIGHT BEFORE?!
5) No, I'm not an escaped mental patient. The humidity has taken out its aggression on my innocent hair.
2) Who raised you? No, really, WHO RAISED YOU?!
3) Oh please, random young hot guy, with your slightly scuzzy bad-boy vibe, could you just stand there a while longer and let me look at you? Pretty please? With beer and cigarettes on top?
4) Do you really think it shows proper planning to shop for a suit for a 9 a.m. interview at 8:50 p.m. the NIGHT BEFORE?!
5) No, I'm not an escaped mental patient. The humidity has taken out its aggression on my innocent hair.
